Here are my stats.....

Peters Players:  17 Plays, 16 Main Parts, 9 leads.

Some Of My Greatest "Bloopers" ENJOY....

1) Continental quilt, came on stage  for 2nd half in wrong costume not usually a big deal but i was only wearing boxers and i was supposed to be "on the verge of going out" ran off stage and made other lead guy ad-lib on own for 3 minutes oops..

2) Well I was doing a play during which I had to do the whole first half in boxer shorts, I had a bit where I had to kneel to talk to my "Brother" what happened next needs little imagination.... lets just say it was the biggest part the audience had seen since Hamlet...

3) Not embarrassing but strange, I was doing a musical in the West End, I was just about to go on stage in full costume, when three scandanavian tourists poke their heads throught the back stage door, and ask where McDonalds is... (They were literally 3 feet away from being on the stage and they DIDNT even realise) Dear oh dear.

4) On Stage doing Panto (Babes In The Wood)... Had a bit where i had to run around in circles being chased by the chorus..... BAM knocked over a flat nearly killing half of them, tried desperately to carry on, but the drumer in the orchestra kept giving me drumrolls, to which i had to bow. ahhhhhhhhhh

5. So I am doing a panto, and I have a head mic on, we are having a break (Dress Rehearsal) and to save us playing with the mics, they switch off the speakers and leave the mics active... during the break i have a blazing row with my g/f (My ex g/f 24 hours later) and we continue the rehearsal.... 10 minutes later im on stage when a lady in lycra enters runs to the back of the hall and they stop the rehearsal... She is a keep fit lady and the frequency she was using on her head mic to teach was the same as mine..apparently the old girls she was teaching were quite happy listening to be singing but didnt enjoy the torrent of expletives they had to listen to for 10 minutes.....

6) School play---- The Boyfriend (opening night) We are doing "The Riviera" Just finished openign singing bit and going into dance which was a weird side kick like thing..... I got too close to front of stage, kicked our double bassist's bass, he falls over collapsing most of the rest of the orchstra and the makeshift pit..... Oppps

7) An Evening With Gary Lineker

a) Getting drunk on stage and nearly falling off front of stage, no-one noticed though (or so i was told)

b) fight scene... forgetting my line and calling poor little Wes an "uncle f**king son of a mother fuc**r" Oh how the papers LOVED that one.

8) Most Recent One Apr '04 Copacabana: I am about to sing one of my main love songs which involves me playing the piano whilst I sing. However, when I turn around someone has removed the piano..... Much ad-libbing occured that night.....